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Hey bunch shut thefuck up9/8/2023 ![]() ![]() Nancy: Why are you guys so sweaty? Dale: Alright, we've already figured out how to do this, the best match-up perfectly. Dale: SNAP!! (He and Brennan do a high-five)ĭale: Can we turn our beds into bunk beds? Brennan: Yes. ( Dale and Brennan, after Dale punched Derek)īrennan: Hey Derek, you know what's good for shoulder pain? Derek: What? Brennan: If you lick my butthole. Brennan: (Is reading a pornographic magazine) Told you. (Dale finds out that Brennan's brother Derek is conceited and disrespectful) Dale: (Pops up from the tree house's entrance) You're right about your brother. Robert: (About his dream to be a dinosaur) So I thought, I'll be a doctor for a little while.and then go back to that. (Dale screams while he runs toward the room where Brennan is playing his drum set with Brennan distracted, Dale thereupon grabs a cymbal and bashes Brennan in the head with it) Run away, little boy! You know it's true! Just avoid everything! (Later, he hears drumming sounds) What are you doing?! Brennan: (singing) "Dale broke up Mom and Dad." Dale: MOTHERFUCKER!! Dale: (He and Brennan get up from their beds) You know what your problem is? You live in a fantasy land, you refuse to get a job, and you don't even know what it's like to work for something! Brennan: You don't take responsibility for your actions, and that's why this is all your fault! Dale: Well, you're a mama's boy who's too chicken to sing in public! (Brennan frustratingly walks out of the room) Yeah, that's right. Brennan: That's funny, because my mom said "If that curly-headed fuck Dale wasn't here, everything would be perfect." Dale: (Switches the lamp on) You take that back. Dale: But I can't imagine how you feel.after my dad looked right at you and 's all your fault that they broke up. Brennan: Yeah, but can we keep doing it, though? It helps me pretend that they are. Dale: Hey, you know, we don't have to whisper anymore. I can't believe we have actually have to move out of this house. (After their parents had divorced and now live somewhere else, Dale and Brennan are now the only ones in the house, as they are continuing to whisper in bed) Brennan: Hey. Robert: I'm not buying that crap anymore. I will arrange interviews for Monday, and you will GO! Dale: Dad, why are you talking to me like this? I'm your son. Number one, you will fix the fucking dry wall, NOW! Number two, you have one month to find jobs you're on your asses. ![]() (Robert turns off TV) Dale: Dad, what are you doing? It's Shark Week! Robert: Okay, here's the deal. (After they both discussed things in common) Brennan: Did we just become best friends? Dale: Yep! Brennan: Do you wanna do Karate in the garage? Dale: Yep!ĭale: (Is inside of the hole) What are you doing? Brennan: (As he's shoveling dirt on Dale) I'm burying you! Dale: (Sobbing) But I'm alive! Brennan, I'm alive! Brennan: (Continues burying him) You're waking the neighbors! Shut up!! Dale: No! Brennan: Now I'm gonna play your drum set! Dale: Help me! Brennan: Close your eyes. Brennan: You're not a doctor.you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!ĭale: Why are you so sweaty? Brennan: I was watching Cops. And they were blazing that shit up every day.ĭale: You and your mom are hillbillies. Brennan: It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering. Nancy: You don't know anyone named Johnny Hopkins. Brennan: I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins. ![]() Nancy: Well, Brennan, those are very prestigious schools. Nancy: Jesus, Brennan.īrennan: Where did he go to medical school? Nancy: He went to Northwestern and Johns Hopkins, is that good enough for you? Brennan: No, it’s not. Even if there's a fire!īrennan: Robert better not get in my face. ![]() I would not expect you to call him "Dad".
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